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    • The Luxembourg Wurst ‘You will never win!’ shouts local man, still wearing scarf, at sun
      The man is described by friends and family as 'your average scarf lover' who 'regards a naked neck as unsightly and wrong.'
      11.08.2022
      ‘You will never win!’ shouts local man, still wearing scarf, at sun
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Holidaymakers manage to get Luxembourgish cremant abroad
      04.08.2022
      Holidaymakers manage to get Luxembourgish cremant abroad
    • The Luxembourg Wurst 6 ways to avoid conversations about summer plans
      28.07.2022
      6 ways to avoid conversations about summer plans
    • The Luxembourg Wurst New ‘homing vel’OHs’ return to station on their own
      21.07.2022
      New ‘homing vel’OHs’ return to station on their own
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Six modern-day medical problems
      14.07.2022
      Six modern-day medical problems
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Youth sports tournament signals parents to start drinking at 10 a.m.
      07.07.2022
      Youth sports tournament signals parents to start drinking at 10 a.m.
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Polyamory only solution, housing ministry admits
      30.06.2022
      Polyamory only solution, housing ministry admits
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Wild farmers to be reintroduced to capital
      24.06.2022
      Wild farmers to be reintroduced to capital
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Fun facts about Luxembourg’s National Day
      22.06.2022
      Fun facts about Luxembourg’s National Day
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Wine snob to transition to weed snob
      16.06.2022
      Wine snob to transition to weed snob
    • The Luxembourg Wurst 7 sponsorships the country needs to pursue right now
      09.06.2022
      7 sponsorships the country needs to pursue right now
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always late
      02.06.2022
      Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always late
    • The Luxembourg Wurst New dog owners to get parental leave
      26.05.2022
      New dog owners to get parental leave
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Woman leaves tick in arm because its back looks like Vuitton
      19.05.2022
      Woman leaves tick in arm because its back looks like Vuitton
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Bread again served without butter
      13.05.2022
      Bread again served without butter
    • The Luxembourg Wurst You don’t need to buy a home when you can live in the mansion of your mind
      05.05.2022
      You don’t need to buy a home when you can live in the mansion of your mind
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Everyone at business meeting still confused about greetings
      28.04.2022
      Everyone at business meeting still confused about greetings
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Past Duck Race winners: where are they now?
      21.04.2022
      Past Duck Race winners: where are they now?
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Non-smokers to get cigarette breaks ‘as long as they pretend to smoke’
      14.04.2022
      Non-smokers to get cigarette breaks ‘as long as they pretend to smoke’
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Most common expat superpowers
      07.04.2022
      Most common expat superpowers
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunk
      31.03.2022
      Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunk
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before him
      24.03.2022
      Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before him
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Number of greeting kisses raised from 3 to 33
      17.03.2022
      Number of greeting kisses raised from 3 to 33
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Couple arrested for smuggling affordable housing into Luxembourg
      12.03.2022
      Couple arrested for smuggling affordable housing into Luxembourg
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Family forced to consider using public transport
      05.03.2022
      Family forced to consider using public transport
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourgish woman ‘befriended hundreds of outsiders’
      26.02.2022
      Luxembourgish woman ‘befriended hundreds of outsiders’
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourg to build giant temple to appease sun god
      17.02.2022
      Luxembourg to build giant temple to appease sun god
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Giant slingshot to transport furniture from Ikea
      10.02.2022
      Giant slingshot to transport furniture from Ikea
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Netflix announces ‘Emily in Luxembourg’
      03.02.2022
      Netflix announces ‘Emily in Luxembourg’
    • The Luxembourg Wurst New Lux dating app leads directly to divorce
      27.01.2022
      New Lux dating app leads directly to divorce
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loan
      20.01.2022
      Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loan
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