27 January 2022
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New Lux dating app leads directly to divorceWith observers calling it “a cheap and easy shortcut to the inevitable conclusion of nearly every coupling in this country,” a new Luxembourg dating app ...27/01/2022
20 January 2022
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Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loanCalling it “a practical solution to an impractical problem” and “the only way to afford a home in Luxembourg these days,” a man has developed a ...20/01/2022
14 January 2022
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UN declares Luxembourg world’s cutest countryFollowing an emergency session to recognize its most darling members, the UN has declared that Luxembourg is the world’s cutest country.14/01/2022
6 January 2022
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‘Dry January’ rightly abandoned after 6 daysRealizing that wine, beer, and spirits provide a vital cushion of emotional comfort during a dismal period, Luxembourg has decided to abandon “Dry January,...06/01/2022
30 December 2021
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Meeting to discuss which dull image best for company social mediaMembers of a communications department have held a meeting to decide which totally uninspired Happy New Year image they will share on the company social ...30/12/2021
23 December 2021
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How to save money by telling your kids Santa failed CovidCheckWhile it feels good to give your children expensive gifts that will become obsolete and boring in exactly 11 days, consider giving your finances a little ...23/12/2021
16 December 2021
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Water cannons ‘should spray crémant instead’Critics of the decision by police to deploy a water cannon against protesters last weekend say their disapproval has been misunderstood, and that the only ...16/12/2021
10 December 2021
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Grand Duchy described as ‘exciting’ for the first timeFor the first time this decade and possibly since the birth of the country, an expat has described Luxembourg as “exciting.”10/12/2021
2 December 2021
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New ‘Greyola’ crayons for Luxembourg marketCalling it an opportunity that should have been seized a long time ago, Crayola has released a set of Luxembourg-themed crayons that consists only of ...02/12/2021
25 November 2021
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Newcomer pronounces ‘Gromperekichelcher’ correctly on first tryIn what’s being compared to a young Arthur pulling the sword from the stone, a new arrival in the Grand Duchy has managed to pronounce Gromperekichelcher ...25/11/2021
18 November 2021
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How to pretend you’re rich when friends from your home country visitWhen friends from home find out you moved to Luxembourg, they do a little Googling and invariably say “oh, rich country, you must have a Ferrari now,” and ...18/11/2021
11 November 2021
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Adults reach point in dinner where it’s time to recount home purchasesSeven adult friends having an otherwise lively dinner party have reached the point in the evening where they are obliged to report their successful ...11/11/2021
4 November 2021
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City parents buy off-road luxury pramSaying there is “at least a 40 percent chance” they will one day take their newborn on walks up muddy river beds and rocky mountain roads, a Luxembourg ...04/11/2021
28 October 2021
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Aliens in Luxembourg hoped for ‘more enthusiastic reception’A being from another galaxy that arrived in Luxembourg City last week has announced it expected a more enthusiastic reception.28/10/2021
21 October 2021
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Husband replaced with robot that comments on weatherA woman from Esch-sur-Alzette has found a cheap and energy-efficient alternative to her husband: a robot that looks out the window and makes obvious ...21/10/2021
14 October 2021
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MyGuichet becomes self-awareIn what is being compared to the “Terminator” movie franchise in which an AI network takes over the world, at 01:38:38 on Thursday, the MyGuichet platform ...14/10/2021
7 October 2021
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New 3-in-1 traffic lanesNow that traffic congestion in the city has returned to its normal high levels and everyone is complaining about everyone else, VDL officials have ...07/10/2021
30 September 2021
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Luxembourg turns goth for next 6 monthsA new study suggests that a majority of Luxembourg residents have become goths without even realizing it and will spend the next six months espousing the ...30/09/2021
23 September 2021
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Planning a successful, humiliating team-building eventAre you starting to notice that your employees’ morale is solid? Does everyone in your workplace seem to be getting along? If so, it may be time for a ...23/09/2021
16 September 2021
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New gym craze: exercise 30 seconds, phone 3 minutesIf you drop by a Luxembourg fitness center these days, you might be surprised by the number of people sitting and looking at their phones.16/09/2021
9 September 2021
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Eye of Sauron to be installed over GareIn response to increasing acts of aggression and criminality in Luxembourg City’s Gare district, the VDL has announced it will install a fearsome Eye of ...09/09/2021
2 September 2021
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Supply of Letz-verb business names to run out, warns expertCiting the popularity of giving new businesses names that combine “Letz” and a verb, an expert has warned that we will soon run out of viable ...02/09/2021
26 August 2021
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Readapting to Luxembourg after a sunny holiday abroadSo you’re back in Luxembourg after a vacation in an actual summery place where rays of sunlight tickled your precious freckled nose all day long, and ...26/08/2021
19 August 2021
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Discarded eco-bags come back to haunt womanThe incident occurred on Wednesday night, says Liddy Corral, who estimates she’s discarded at least 300 of the items since moving to Luxembourg in 2015....19/08/2021
12 August 2021
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Bike owners advised to lock bikes to self at nightFollowing an increase in the number of bicycles stolen at night from garages, cellars, and storage spaces, police are recommending that Luxembourg ...12/08/2021
5 August 2021
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Expats confused by mysterious letters on commune doorIn what appears to be an attempt to confuse innocent people, three mysterious and seemingly random letters have been posted on the door of a Luxembourg ...05/08/2021
29 July 2021
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‘Is that in Germany?’ asks hotel receptionistFollowing a long but pleasant drive from Luxembourg to the Mediterrean coast, a friendly and totally unsarcastic hotel receptionist has asked you if ...29/07/2021
22 July 2021
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Property developer has condition in which all houses ‘look like six-unit apartment buildings’The Luxembourg Wurst Property developer has condition in which all houses ‘look like six-unit apartment buildings’A property developer based in Luxembourg City has admitted to a strange but increasingly common disorder: whenever he looks at a house, it appears to him ...22/07/2021
15 July 2021
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Tram converted into submarineFollowing heavy rains that left many parts of Luxembourg under water, VDL officials have confirmed that the tram can also function as a submarine.15/07/2021
8 July 2021
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Bystanders stop man from serving crémant in a paper cupPolice are praising the heroic actions of two Luxembourg City women who stopped a reckless and ill-informed man who was on the verge of serving crémant in ...08/07/2021