22 July 2021
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Property developer has condition in which all houses ‘look like six-unit apartment buildings’The Luxembourg Wurst Property developer has condition in which all houses ‘look like six-unit apartment buildings’A property developer based in Luxembourg City has admitted to a strange but increasingly common disorder: whenever he looks at a house, it appears to him ...22/07/2021
15 July 2021
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Tram converted into submarineFollowing heavy rains that left many parts of Luxembourg under water, VDL officials have confirmed that the tram can also function as a submarine.15/07/2021
8 July 2021
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Bystanders stop man from serving crémant in a paper cupPolice are praising the heroic actions of two Luxembourg City women who stopped a reckless and ill-informed man who was on the verge of serving crémant in ...08/07/2021
1 July 2021
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New Valorlux bags for luxury goodsSaying that Luxembourg must do more to limit the number of glamorous handbags and accessories that end up in landfills, Valorlux has announced the release ...01/07/2021
17 June 2021
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"Revenge is sweet," say Euro 2020 sponsorsFollowing a snub in which high-profile Euro 2020 players moved strategically placed sponsored products during a press conference, the aggrieved companies ...17/06/2021
10 June 2021
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Bettel to wear anti-slap scarfFollowing an incident in which a member of the public slapped the French president, Luxembourg’s prime minister will now wear a defensive anti-slap scarf. ...10/06/2021
3 June 2021
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Tourist survives after being stranded for 7 days in StrassenA tourist who got stranded in Strassen during a road trip across Europe has been found alive and well and with his mind mostly intact, according to ...03/06/2021
27 May 2021
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Long-time expat fully exhibits behavior he once complained aboutA man who once complained that people in Luxembourg City “aren’t very warm” and “don’t go out of their way to make you feel welcome” has grown into one of ...27/05/2021
20 May 2021
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Mysterious alien pod that appeared overnight turns out to be new houseThe thrill of the world’s first contact with extraterrestrial life quickly subsided on Wednesday when what was believed to be an alien pod turned out to ...20/05/2021
13 May 2021
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Determined home buyer starts off with one square meterUnable to afford 100 or even 10 square meters of property in Luxembourg City, a determined home buyer has started off with one square meter.13/05/2021
6 May 2021
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Luxembourg to host world’s first competitive divorcingInsisting that it’s the perfect location considering its divorce rate is the highest in the world, Luxembourg has created the first competitive divorcing ...06/05/2021
29 April 2021
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Massive dihydrogen monoxide leak at Cattenom nuclear plantA massive cloud of dihydrogen monoxide was observed leaking from the Cattenom nuclear power plant on Thursday morning, according to reports.29/04/2021
22 April 2021
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Top football clubs to form Awesome League insteadAgreeing that the idea of a Super League was terrible from the outset, the 12 football clubs involved in the plan have announced they will instead form an ...22/04/2021
15 April 2021
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Man from big city unimpressed by local muggingsSaying he doesn’t understand why people make such a big deal about the muggings that now seem to occur every week, a man who moved to Luxembourg from a ...15/04/2021
8 April 2021
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Luxembourger infiltrates expat groupA red alert was issued on Wednesday after it was revealed that a Luxembourger had infiltrated a popular expats Facebook group.08/04/2021
1 April 2021
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‘When’s weed going to be legal?’ man demands, for a friendA resident who finds it curious that the government promised years ago to legalize cannabis has demanded to know when they’re going to deliver.01/04/2021
25 March 2021
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Luxembourg to create ‘own international celebrity’Luxembourg officials have announced they’re ready to take the next step in becoming an important global actor: create the country’s first international ...25/03/2021
18 March 2021
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Luxembourg ‘paid world’s mapmakers to exaggerate size’In what’s being called Dwarfgate, investigators have uncovered a conspiracy to make Luxembourg appear bigger on maps.18/03/2021
11 March 2021
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How to hang out with people again and not act all weirdFor many of us, it’s been a long time since the last truly casual meetup with a friend. We complain that we don’t see anybody, yet we’re clumsy and ...11/03/2021
4 March 2021
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New companies offer bed-sharing servicesIn response to growing demand for inexpensive lodging close to Luxembourg City, several start-ups are now offering bed-sharing services.04/03/2021
25 February 2021
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Melusina was probably a salamander, say biologistsFollowing centuries of insistence that the legendary Melusina was a woman who happened to have a fish tail, scientists now say it’s pretty clear she was ...25/02/2021
18 February 2021
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Fun things to do when you’ve done everything elseYou’ve watched everything on Netflix, read all your books, and you’ve done so much scrolling on your phone that your thumb could win a bodybuilding ...18/02/2021
11 February 2021
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New tour takes visitors around ruins of restaurantsIn addition to guided visits of the casemates, ramparts, and other sad ruins, Luxembourg City will now offer guided tours of what were once known as ...11/02/2021
4 February 2021
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Government unveils phases 7 to 17Following the release of the vaccination campaign which includes six phases based on age, the Ministry of Health has unveiled a follow-up campaign to ...04/02/2021
28 January 2021
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Commission president gives AstraZeneca 1-star review on AmazonInsisting that a powerful trading bloc such as the EU deserves to be treated much better, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has given ...28/01/2021
21 January 2021
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Homes on sale for 125% of usual priceNow that the sales period has begun, property sellers in Luxembourg are offering homes for a solid fraction above their usual prices.21/01/2021
14 January 2021
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Rich and influential country can’t even pull a few strings to get vaccine fasterThe Luxembourg Wurst Rich and influential country can’t even pull a few strings to get vaccine fasterA wealthy, influential country whose capital is one of the three seats of power in the European Union is unable to pull a few strings to get its residents ...14/01/2021
7 January 2021
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Massive operation to collect, preserve snow for futureFollowing last week’s crystallized precipitation that is being described as “too precious to lose to rising temperatures,” a massive operation has been ...07/01/2021
31 December 2020
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New gun capable of vaccinating 500 people per minuteCiting the need to reopen society as soon as possible before we all lose our minds, an engineer from Luxembourg has developed a vaccination gun capable of ...31/12/2020
24 December 2020
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‘Santa accidentally sent me Amazon gift cards meant for you,’ grandma explains on ZoomThe Luxembourg Wurst ‘Santa accidentally sent me Amazon gift cards meant for you,’ grandma explains on ZoomWearing an impeccable poker face, a grandmother from abroad has explained in a Zoom session with her Luxembourg grandkids that Santa Claus accidentally ...24/12/2020