13 August 2020
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Scientists create microscopic dog for Luxembourg grandmothersSaying that one of the country’s biggest problems has been solved, a team of scientists from Luxembourg have created the Nanohuahua, a microscopic dog ...13/08/2020
6 August 2020
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Government to fix housing crisis by asking people who already own property to shut up about itThe Luxembourg Wurst Government to fix housing crisis by asking people who already own property to shut up about itAdmitting that it’s impossible to make housing in Luxembourg more affordable, officials are instead asking everyone who already owns a home to shut up ...06/08/2020
30 July 2020
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The face maskini is hereAs Europeans flock to crowded beaches despite an ongoing pandemic, many women are wondering how they can stay safe without looking like a dentist about to ...30/07/2020
22 July 2020
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New Luxembourg Monopoly in which properties are all too expensive so game never endsThe Luxembourg Wurst New Luxembourg Monopoly in which properties are all too expensive so game never endsToy manufacturer Hasbro has released a new Luxembourg edition of its popular board game Monopoly. In this version, all the properties are so expensive ...22/07/2020
16 July 2020
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‘No cases, actually, none at all,’ reports mysterious new government officialFollowing reports that Germany and other countries are restricting entries from Luxembourg due to a growing number of COVID-19 cases in the Grand Duchy, a ...16/07/2020
9 July 2020
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Expat survives afternoon of shopping in Trier industrial zoneA wealthy expat from Luxembourg City who visited a store on the outskirts of Trier has described the experience as “a nightmare” and says she feared she ...09/07/2020
2 July 2020
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Satan takes back Irrgarten roundaboutSaying the diabolical traffic knot is too evil to be wasted on living souls anyway, the guardian of the underworld known as Satan has reclaimed the old ...02/07/2020
25 June 2020
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Virus wonders if host trying to get it drunkA COVID-19 virus particle hanging out on a Rollingen woman’s left hand has expressed concerns that she’s trying to get it drunk.25/06/2020
18 June 2020
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Luxembourgish ultra-nationalists demand newcomers say ‘moien’ more oftenA group of Luxembourgish ultra-nationalists gathered in the city center on Wednesday to demand that newcomers use the standard Luxembourgish greeting ...18/06/2020
11 June 2020
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Cleaning lady, man with a van find each otherSaying they’d “been looking for each other for a long time,” a local cleaning lady and a man with a van have found one other.11/06/2020
4 June 2020
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5 ways to ensure social distancing in the officeWith more office employees returning to work, employers are finding it difficult to ensure that everyone stays two meters from each other. Follow these ...04/06/2020
28 May 2020
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Old-timer expat recalls having to ask people on street for best internet providerThe Luxembourg Wurst Old-timer expat recalls having to ask people on street for best internet providerA woman who moved to Luxembourg before the existence of online expat support groups says today’s new arrivals need to understand how the rugged expats of ...28/05/2020
21 May 2020
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Neighbors agree to return to pre-pandemic levels of communicationAlthough Luxembourg residents say they’ve enjoyed getting to know their neighbors during the confinement period, it’s time to return to pre-pandemic ...21/05/2020
13 May 2020
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Thousands of freshly coiffured women applauding hairdressers every eveningAs deconfinement in Luxembourg slowly ends and hair salons once again open their doors, thousands of women and a few men with freshly cut, dyed, and ...13/05/2020
7 May 2020
29 April 2020
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Top 10 ways Luxembourg residents are preparing for deconfinementThe Luxembourg government has announced that steps towards deconfinement could begin within a couple of weeks. What are the top 10 ways residents are ...29/04/2020
23 April 2020
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Bettel to donate 200,001 of his scarves to help residents cover facesAdmitting that the paper face masks sent to all residents of the Grand Duchy might not last long, Prime Minister Xavier Bettel announced that he’s going ...23/04/2020
15 April 2020
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Desperate residents sneaking out to meet in public, ignore each otherDesperate to return to the era when they could be socially distant among other people, hundreds of Luxembourg City residents are breaking the lockdown ...15/04/2020
8 April 2020
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6 signs you may be losing your mindThese are difficult times. Many of us feel like we’re losing our minds. But are we really? Here are six signs.08/04/2020
2 April 2020
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‘One month equals 46,080 minutes,’ demonic child informs motherA child from Beggen who is clearly driven by evil and a desire to inflict pain on innocent people casually informed his mother on Wednesday evening that ...02/04/2020
26 March 2020
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Wild cows return to Luxembourg CityWith butchers, restaurateurs, and other natural predators now confined to their homes, hundreds of wild cattle that once freely roamed Luxembourg City ...26/03/2020
18 March 2020
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‘I never signed up for this shit,’ says supermarket employeeA Luxembourg supermarket employee earning minimum wage has confirmed that when she got hired last year, no one told her she might have to sacrifice her ...18/03/2020
12 March 2020
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Toilet paper roll sells for €577,000A roll of toilet paper, which is being called “the last of its kind,” has been sold in London for more than half of a million euros.12/03/2020
4 March 2020
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Obsessive-compulsive roadworks crew must dig, fill every hole 9 timesAnswering a question that has been plaguing residents of a street in Rollingergrund for more than a year, the foreman of a roadworks crew has admitted ...04/03/2020
27 February 2020
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Grand Duchy to be moved to MediterraneanAs part of a new rebranding effort to make Luxembourg more attractive, especially to people who come from warmer climates, officials have announced a plan ...27/02/2020
19 February 2020
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‘Little Switzerland’ full of tiny SwissMULLERTHAL – Saying “well, it was rather obvious,” a group of hikers in Luxembourg’s region known as Little Switzerland have discovered hundreds of tiny ...19/02/2020
12 February 2020
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7 Valentine’s Day gifts in the time of coronavirusWith coronavirus fears sweeping the globe, you may find it difficult to choose a suitable gift for your special one this Valentine’s Day. Here are seven ...12/02/2020
5 February 2020
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Brits unimpressed by Grand Ducal Court misconductFollowing revelations that the Grand Ducal Court is a difficult employer and that Grand Duchess Maria Teresa can be rather demanding, British residents of ...05/02/2020
30 January 2020
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Introducing designer coronavirus face masksAs fears about the coronavirus sweep across Europe, Luxembourg’s fashionistas are wondering: how can I protect myself while showing that I’ve got great ...30/01/2020
23 January 2020
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New Luxembourg City travel guide for Luxembourgers who feel like strangers hereThe Luxembourg Wurst New Luxembourg City travel guide for Luxembourgers who feel like strangers hereLuxembourgers who feel like foreigners in Luxembourg City now have a helpful guide that gives insight into the city, and it also offers practical advice ...23/01/2020