28 May 2020
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Old-timer expat recalls having to ask people on street for best internet providerThe Luxembourg Wurst Old-timer expat recalls having to ask people on street for best internet providerA woman who moved to Luxembourg before the existence of online expat support groups says today’s new arrivals need to understand how the rugged expats of ...28/05/2020
21 May 2020
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Neighbors agree to return to pre-pandemic levels of communicationAlthough Luxembourg residents say they’ve enjoyed getting to know their neighbors during the confinement period, it’s time to return to pre-pandemic ...21/05/2020
13 May 2020
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Thousands of freshly coiffured women applauding hairdressers every eveningAs deconfinement in Luxembourg slowly ends and hair salons once again open their doors, thousands of women and a few men with freshly cut, dyed, and ...13/05/2020
7 May 2020
29 April 2020
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Top 10 ways Luxembourg residents are preparing for deconfinementThe Luxembourg government has announced that steps towards deconfinement could begin within a couple of weeks. What are the top 10 ways residents are ...29/04/2020
23 April 2020
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Bettel to donate 200,001 of his scarves to help residents cover facesAdmitting that the paper face masks sent to all residents of the Grand Duchy might not last long, Prime Minister Xavier Bettel announced that he’s going ...23/04/2020
15 April 2020
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Desperate residents sneaking out to meet in public, ignore each otherDesperate to return to the era when they could be socially distant among other people, hundreds of Luxembourg City residents are breaking the lockdown ...15/04/2020
8 April 2020
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6 signs you may be losing your mindThe Luxembourg Wurst 6 signs you may be losing your mind 0These are difficult times. Many of us feel like we’re losing our minds. But are we really? Here are six signs. 0008/04/2020
2 April 2020
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‘One month equals 46,080 minutes,’ demonic child informs motherA child from Beggen who is clearly driven by evil and a desire to inflict pain on innocent people casually informed his mother on Wednesday evening that ...02/04/2020
26 March 2020
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Wild cows return to Luxembourg CityWith butchers, restaurateurs, and other natural predators now confined to their homes, hundreds of wild cattle that once freely roamed Luxembourg City ...26/03/2020
18 March 2020
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‘I never signed up for this shit,’ says supermarket employeeA Luxembourg supermarket employee earning minimum wage has confirmed that when she got hired last year, no one told her she might have to sacrifice her ...18/03/2020
12 March 2020
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Toilet paper roll sells for €577,000A roll of toilet paper, which is being called “the last of its kind,” has been sold in London for more than half of a million euros.12/03/2020
4 March 2020
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Obsessive-compulsive roadworks crew must dig, fill every hole 9 timesAnswering a question that has been plaguing residents of a street in Rollingergrund for more than a year, the foreman of a roadworks crew has admitted ...04/03/2020
27 February 2020
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Grand Duchy to be moved to MediterraneanAs part of a new rebranding effort to make Luxembourg more attractive, especially to people who come from warmer climates, officials have announced a plan ...27/02/2020
19 February 2020
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‘Little Switzerland’ full of tiny SwissMULLERTHAL – Saying “well, it was rather obvious,” a group of hikers in Luxembourg’s region known as Little Switzerland have discovered hundreds of tiny ...19/02/2020
12 February 2020
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7 Valentine’s Day gifts in the time of coronavirusWith coronavirus fears sweeping the globe, you may find it difficult to choose a suitable gift for your special one this Valentine’s Day. Here are seven ...12/02/2020
5 February 2020
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Brits unimpressed by Grand Ducal Court misconductFollowing revelations that the Grand Ducal Court is a difficult employer and that Grand Duchess Maria Teresa can be rather demanding, British residents of ...05/02/2020
30 January 2020
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Introducing designer coronavirus face masksAs fears about the coronavirus sweep across Europe, Luxembourg’s fashionistas are wondering: how can I protect myself while showing that I’ve got great ...30/01/2020
23 January 2020
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New Luxembourg City travel guide for Luxembourgers who feel like strangers hereThe Luxembourg Wurst New Luxembourg City travel guide for Luxembourgers who feel like strangers hereLuxembourgers who feel like foreigners in Luxembourg City now have a helpful guide that gives insight into the city, and it also offers practical advice ...23/01/2020
15 January 2020
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Getting a bit drunk at work in morning okay if ‘for a birthday’LUXEMBOURG-VILLE -- In response to concerns from newcomers about colleagues offering them alcohol at work in the morning, integration officials have ...15/01/2020
8 January 2020
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Restaurateur sends 200 bottles of mineral water to help put out Australia firesThe Luxembourg Wurst Restaurateur sends 200 bottles of mineral water to help put out Australia firesLUXEMBOURG-VILLE -- A local restaurateur says he was so heartbroken after seeing videos of the fires ravaging Australia that he has decided to donate 200 ...08/01/2020
1 January 2020
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A peek at Luxembourg in the 2020sUsing a crystal ball won at the Schueberfouer in 2011, we gazed into the future. Here’s some of what’s in store for Luxembourg in the 2020s.01/01/2020
26 December 2019
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Small business owner has nightmare in which he’s forced to give everyone a raiseThe Luxembourg Wurst Small business owner has nightmare in which he’s forced to give everyone a raisePETANGE -- A brasserie owner woke up visibly shaken in the early hours of Tuesday after having what he described as “a terrible nightmare” in which he was ...26/12/2019
18 December 2019
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When they learned the new guy would be alone on Christmas, the whole office joined together to avoid himThe Luxembourg Wurst When they learned the new guy would be alone on Christmas, the whole office joined together to avoid himCAPELLEN -- Proving that Christmas magic can happen but just not this year, when the employees of a software company found out the new guy would be alone ...18/12/2019
12 December 2019
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Man hesitating between 35-square-metre studio in Luxembourg or mansion in home countryThe Luxembourg Wurst Man hesitating between 35-square-metre studio in Luxembourg or mansion in home countryA foreign-born resident of Luxembourg who is planning on buying a home has confirmed that he cannot decide between a cramped studio flat in Bonnevoie or a ...12/12/2019
4 December 2019
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Chaos after Belgian puts mayonnaise on GromperekichelchenA man’s attempt to eat potatoes in a manner he felt was natural led to chaos and confusion when he topped his hot Gromperekichelchen with cheap mayonnaise....04/12/2019
27 November 2019
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British stand at International Bazaar to be half inside, half outsideOrganisers of the Great Britain stand at this year’s International Bazaar have confirmed that due to conflicting opinions about where the stand should be ...27/11/2019
21 November 2019
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Lazy shopkeeper only now putting out Christmas stuffA woman who runs a gift shop in the centre of Luxembourg City has admitted to “extreme laziness” and “insensitivity to customers who love holiday-themed ...21/11/2019
13 November 2019
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‘Close all 12 streets that remain open,’ orders VDL official with maniacal laughterThe Luxembourg Wurst ‘Close all 12 streets that remain open,’ orders VDL official with maniacal laughterAt a press conference on Wednesday to address the traffic crisis, the official who oversees transportation and roadworks in the city suddenly grew annoyed ...13/11/2019
6 November 2019
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‘Insanity, heart attacks, possibly death’ the price for tram, official affirmsResponding to criticism that the worsening traffic in Luxembourg City is tearing the social fabric, a top official is reminding the public that ...06/11/2019