15 April 2021
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Man from big city unimpressed by local muggingsSaying he doesn’t understand why people make such a big deal about the muggings that now seem to occur every week, a man who moved to Luxembourg from a ...15/04/2021
8 April 2021
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Luxembourger infiltrates expat groupA red alert was issued on Wednesday after it was revealed that a Luxembourger had infiltrated a popular expats Facebook group.08/04/2021
1 April 2021
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‘When’s weed going to be legal?’ man demands, for a friendA resident who finds it curious that the government promised years ago to legalize cannabis has demanded to know when they’re going to deliver.01/04/2021
25 March 2021
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Luxembourg to create ‘own international celebrity’Luxembourg officials have announced they’re ready to take the next step in becoming an important global actor: create the country’s first international ...25/03/2021
18 March 2021
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Luxembourg ‘paid world’s mapmakers to exaggerate size’In what’s being called Dwarfgate, investigators have uncovered a conspiracy to make Luxembourg appear bigger on maps.18/03/2021
11 March 2021
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How to hang out with people again and not act all weirdFor many of us, it’s been a long time since the last truly casual meetup with a friend. We complain that we don’t see anybody, yet we’re clumsy and ...11/03/2021
4 March 2021
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New companies offer bed-sharing servicesIn response to growing demand for inexpensive lodging close to Luxembourg City, several start-ups are now offering bed-sharing services.04/03/2021
25 February 2021
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Melusina was probably a salamander, say biologistsFollowing centuries of insistence that the legendary Melusina was a woman who happened to have a fish tail, scientists now say it’s pretty clear she was ...25/02/2021
18 February 2021
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Fun things to do when you’ve done everything elseYou’ve watched everything on Netflix, read all your books, and you’ve done so much scrolling on your phone that your thumb could win a bodybuilding ...18/02/2021
11 February 2021
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New tour takes visitors around ruins of restaurantsIn addition to guided visits of the casemates, ramparts, and other sad ruins, Luxembourg City will now offer guided tours of what were once known as ...11/02/2021
4 February 2021
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Government unveils phases 7 to 17Following the release of the vaccination campaign which includes six phases based on age, the Ministry of Health has unveiled a follow-up campaign to ...04/02/2021
28 January 2021
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Commission president gives AstraZeneca 1-star review on AmazonInsisting that a powerful trading bloc such as the EU deserves to be treated much better, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has given ...28/01/2021
21 January 2021
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Homes on sale for 125% of usual priceNow that the sales period has begun, property sellers in Luxembourg are offering homes for a solid fraction above their usual prices.21/01/2021
14 January 2021
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Rich and influential country can’t even pull a few strings to get vaccine fasterThe Luxembourg Wurst Rich and influential country can’t even pull a few strings to get vaccine fasterA wealthy, influential country whose capital is one of the three seats of power in the European Union is unable to pull a few strings to get its residents ...14/01/2021
7 January 2021
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Massive operation to collect, preserve snow for futureFollowing last week’s crystallized precipitation that is being described as “too precious to lose to rising temperatures,” a massive operation has been ...07/01/2021
31 December 2020
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New gun capable of vaccinating 500 people per minuteCiting the need to reopen society as soon as possible before we all lose our minds, an engineer from Luxembourg has developed a vaccination gun capable of ...31/12/2020
24 December 2020
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‘Santa accidentally sent me Amazon gift cards meant for you,’ grandma explains on ZoomThe Luxembourg Wurst ‘Santa accidentally sent me Amazon gift cards meant for you,’ grandma explains on ZoomWearing an impeccable poker face, a grandmother from abroad has explained in a Zoom session with her Luxembourg grandkids that Santa Claus accidentally ...24/12/2020
17 December 2020
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‘Meteor’ just man racing to get home before 11 p.m. curfewWhat appeared to be a meteor shooting through the sky above Luxembourg on Tuesday night turned out to be a driver racing to get home before curfew.17/12/2020
10 December 2020
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Man begs dominatrix to escalate pain by showing him property listingsA Luxembourg City man who was approaching the end of a session with a professional dominatrix has begged her to escalate his pain by showing him local ...10/12/2020
3 December 2020
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Couple turn into gelatinous blobs after 1 week with no gymUnable to work out since their gym was ordered to close last week, a fitness-loving couple from Capellen have turned into blobs of untoned flesh.03/12/2020
26 November 2020
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Woman working from home still blaming traffic for being late every morningA woman who invariably blames traffic for being late to work every day is still using the excuse, even now that she’s working from home.26/11/2020
19 November 2020
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How to survive without IkeaWith the Ikea near Arlon still closed, many Luxembourg residents have been forced to delay their furnishing and redecorating projects, causing them to ...19/11/2020
12 November 2020
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Luxembourg described as ‘fun’ for first timeSurprising even its staunchest defenders, for the first time Luxembourg is being described as the most exciting travel destination in Europe.12/11/2020
5 November 2020
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Poor Luxembourger bravely fighting stereotype against his willA Luxembourger who has struggled financially his whole life is bravely fighting the stereotype that all Luxembourgers are rich, albeit against his will....05/11/2020
29 October 2020
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Mask dropped in forest grows into little mask treeIn what’s being called “The Miracle in the Mullerthal,” a mask that was discarded along a trail several months ago has grown into a wonderful little mask ...29/10/2020
22 October 2020
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Engineers figure out they can just put car wheels on tram insteadSaying “oops, pardon us,” Luxembourg City officials have admitted there’s no need to build expensive tram tracks when they can simply fit each tram with ...22/10/2020
15 October 2020
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Safety measures at this winter’s Christmas marketsLuxembourg City officials have confirmed that the beloved Christmas markets will indeed take place this winter. What measures will be taken to ensure the ...15/10/2020
8 October 2020
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Expat forced to endure several minutes of colleagues speaking LuxembourgishAn expat who works in Capellen is recovering after a scary, morale-threatening six-minute plunge into total Luxembourgish.08/10/2020
1 October 2020
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New Asian hornet immediately goes to expat Facebook group to ask for best internet providerThe Luxembourg Wurst New Asian hornet immediately goes to expat Facebook group to ask for best internet providerJust hours after moving to Luxembourg for a job, an Asian hornet joined a Facebook expats group to ask which is the best internet provider.01/10/2020
24 September 2020
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All bus drivers in Luxembourg are friends with each otherAll bus drivers in the Grand Duchy are friends with each other, as evidenced by the way they never fail to wave when their busses pass each other on the ...24/09/2020