26 January 2023
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The 5 types of parking lot villainsMost drivers in Luxembourg do their best to fit their cars neatly into parking lot spaces, even when their vehicle is some kind of obscene luxury Jeep ...26/01/2023
19 January 2023
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Native mullet discovered in north of countryProving that the fashions of the 80s and early 90s have not gone extinct everywhere in Luxembourg, a genuine mullet has been discovered in the north.19/01/2023
12 January 2023
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Duchy to host first Rain OlympicsTaking advantage of what seems to many residents as a cruelly disproportionate amount of rain that falls here, Luxembourg has announced it will host the ...12/01/2023
5 January 2023
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5 patron expat saints you never heard aboutIn Luxembourg, it seems that every day is dedicated to some patron saint or another, many of whom suffered a nasty end such as being burned alive, as in ...05/01/2023
29 December 2022
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Experts warn of scary new outbreak of Letz brandingResearchers at the Luxembourg Center for Infectious Branding have issued a dire warning that the upcoming year might see a particularly virulent outbreak ...29/12/2022
22 December 2022
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8 tips for deterring burglars during the holidaysThe holidays are a common time for burglaries to occur in Luxembourg. What can you do to make sure your home isn’t hit?22/12/2022
15 December 2022
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Total strangers keep asking store employee about merchandiseA woman who works in a large Luxembourg City retail store has expressed confusion and exasperation following months of people she doesn’t even know ...15/12/2022
8 December 2022
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Single Gromperekichelchen contains 1 liter of oilCalling it one of the greatest mysteries of modern science, a group of scientists have found that the average 100-gram Gromperekichelchen contains a full ...08/12/2022
1 December 2022
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Don’t tell kids about the existence of one-tongue people, say expertsAlthough many parents want to be honest with their kids, there are some unpleasant facts that children should not know until they grow up, say Luxembourg ...01/12/2022
24 November 2022
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Public demands civil servants dress like servantsFollowing the release of data showing that civil servants in Luxembourg earn an average of around €100,000 per year, residents have responded by saying, ...24/11/2022
17 November 2022
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Late-arriving passengers may now hang from bus exteriorFollowing revelations that every 3.4 seconds, a Luxembourg City bus departs just as a breathless, desperate passenger arrives, VDL buses will now come ...17/11/2022
10 November 2022
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Mixed nationality people to have own confused stand at International BazaarIn recognition that many people in Luxembourg have multiple nationalities, mixed origins, or some unlikely combination of both that makes them shrug when ...10/11/2022
3 November 2022
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Expat confronts neighbor instead of asking expat group for adviceA woman who moved to Luxembourg with her partner two years ago has taken the unusual step of directly confronting a rude neighbor instead of first ...03/11/2022
27 October 2022
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5 local tourism hotspots that aren’t worth your timeAfter spending years collecting tips for not-to-miss Luxembourg tourism spots from people in bars, strangers at bus stops, and the guy who lives at the ...27/10/2022
20 October 2022
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Corporate storyteller thought he was meant to tell stories about corporationsA man who was hired at a Big Four firm as a “corporate storyteller” has been let go after it was discovered he spent most of his first week telling ...20/10/2022
13 October 2022
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He speaks 5 languages but doesn't know the word for these in any of themA Luxembourg man who speaks five languages with a high degree of proficiency has admitted that the flip side is that he does not know the word in any ...13/10/2022
6 October 2022
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Everyone has weird interest in bus driver salariesEverybody who lives, works, or merely has a tenuous link with Luxembourg has a strong and inexplicable interest in local bus driver salaries, it has been ...06/10/2022
29 September 2022
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This couple bought a flat near the city and now they wear fine clothes and call each other ‘lord’ and ‘lady’The Luxembourg Wurst This couple bought a flat near the city and now they wear fine clothes and call each other ‘lord’ and ‘lady’A couple who managed to buy an apartment near Luxembourg City despite only being in their 30s have decided to now act the part, wearing fine clothes and ...29/09/2022
22 September 2022
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Woman admits she hasn't got selfie with BettelA Kopstal woman who at a dinner party claimed that, like everyone, she possessed a selfie with Prime Minister Xavier Bettel has finally admitted she was ...22/09/2022
15 September 2022
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Roadworks just ‘a large-scale psychology experiment’The people behind the thousands of roadworks projects currently underway around the Grand Duchy have admitted that the projects are all part of a ...15/09/2022
8 September 2022
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Landlady wonders if she can keep deposit because tenant cleaned too wellA landlady who conducted a moving-out inspection on Tuesday and reluctantly conceded that the apartment was in excellent shape now wonders if she could ...08/09/2022
1 September 2022
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Duchy ‘to burn Gromperekichelcher reserves this winter’Describing it as “sad but necessary” and “reminiscent of the time the country ran out of bottled water and was forced to drink water from the sink for two ...01/09/2022
25 August 2022
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In defense of €11.50 for a liter of waterNot only is €11.50 for a liter of water at the Schueberfouer a fair deal, you should be paying much, much more, explains the Wurst.25/08/2022
18 August 2022
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Non-European expats bored and confused by ‘summer holidays’ thingHundreds of people who relocated to Luxembourg from other continents where precious few vacation days are granted have confirmed they are already bored ...18/08/2022
11 August 2022
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‘You will never win!’ shouts local man, still wearing scarf, at sunThe man is described by friends and family as 'your average scarf lover' who 'regards a naked neck as unsightly and wrong.'11/08/2022
4 August 2022
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Holidaymakers manage to get Luxembourgish cremant abroadA couple from Mamer who are enjoying a week-long stay at a Mediterranean resort have confirmed that, as hard as it is to believe, they have managed to get ...04/08/2022
28 July 2022
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6 ways to avoid conversations about summer plansWe all know how it goes. Someone says, “Where are you going for the summer holidays?” and then you tell that person, and then you say, “And what about ...28/07/2022
21 July 2022
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New ‘homing vel’OHs’ return to station on their ownFollowing a huge increase in the number of vel’OHs that are abandoned in parks, streets, and the river that cuts through the part of Clausen where all the ...21/07/2022
14 July 2022
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Six modern-day medical problemsDuring the past several months, Luxembourg health professionals have seen a spike in the frequency of these previously obscure medical problems.14/07/2022
7 July 2022
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Youth sports tournament signals parents to start drinking at 10 a.m.Dozens of mostly Luxembourgish parents have yet again demonstrated respect for a long-standing tradition of drinking in the morning hours of a children’s ...07/07/2022