4 August 2022
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Holidaymakers manage to get Luxembourgish cremant abroadA couple from Mamer who are enjoying a week-long stay at a Mediterranean resort have confirmed that, as hard as it is to believe, they have managed to get ...04/08/2022
28 July 2022
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6 ways to avoid conversations about summer plansWe all know how it goes. Someone says, “Where are you going for the summer holidays?” and then you tell that person, and then you say, “And what about ...28/07/2022
21 July 2022
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New ‘homing vel’OHs’ return to station on their ownFollowing a huge increase in the number of vel’OHs that are abandoned in parks, streets, and the river that cuts through the part of Clausen where all the ...21/07/2022
14 July 2022
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Six modern-day medical problemsDuring the past several months, Luxembourg health professionals have seen a spike in the frequency of these previously obscure medical problems.14/07/2022
7 July 2022
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Youth sports tournament signals parents to start drinking at 10 a.m.Dozens of mostly Luxembourgish parents have yet again demonstrated respect for a long-standing tradition of drinking in the morning hours of a children’s ...07/07/2022
30 June 2022
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Polyamory only solution, housing ministry admitsFollowing predictions that housing prices will continue to rise despite a slowdown in the market, the government has admitted that the only solution to ...30/06/2022
24 June 2022
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Wild farmers to be reintroduced to capitalSaying they were once as common as young men on electric scooters are today, wildlife officials have announced they are going to reintroduce wild farmers ...24/06/2022
22 June 2022
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Fun facts about Luxembourg’s National DayLuxembourg’s National Day is celebrated every year on 23 June. Impress your friends by sharing these fun facts.22/06/2022
16 June 2022
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Wine snob to transition to weed snobA wine snob from Sandweiler has announced that as soon as cannabis use becomes more commonplace, he will immediately transition to being a weed snob.16/06/2022
9 June 2022
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7 sponsorships the country needs to pursue right nowEveryone likes money, especially when all you have to do is sacrifice a little bit of your national pride to get it.09/06/2022
2 June 2022
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Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always lateTransportation officials have announced they will extend the tram line to an apartment in Strassen because the guy who lives there is always late.02/06/2022
26 May 2022
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New dog owners to get parental leaveAfter years of referring to their canines as their children, new dog owners in Luxembourg will finally be entitled to six months of full-time parental ...26/05/2022
19 May 2022
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Woman leaves tick in arm because its back looks like VuittonA Luxembourg City woman who found a tick on her arm has decided to leave the little creature after noticing that its scutum resembles the iconic Louis ...19/05/2022
13 May 2022
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Bread again served without butterLuxembourg restaurants are violating the right to an enjoyable bread-eating experience, say condiments rights activists.13/05/2022
5 May 2022
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You don’t need to buy a home when you can live in the mansion of your mindI get it. People move here and think, I should buy a home. They look at prices and say, ouch, I’ll wait.05/05/2022
28 April 2022
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Everyone at business meeting still confused about greetingsDespite the feeling that life has mostly returned to normal, a group of adults at a business meeting have not been able to figure out how to greet each ...28/04/2022
21 April 2022
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Past Duck Race winners: where are they now?Now that the annual Duck Race is just around the corner, you might be wondering what became of the previous years’ winners. Here are some of their stories....21/04/2022
14 April 2022
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Non-smokers to get cigarette breaks ‘as long as they pretend to smoke’A long-standing feud between smokers and non-smokers about the fairness of cigarette breaks at work has finally been resolved.14/04/2022
7 April 2022
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Most common expat superpowersContrary to the belief that most expats in Luxembourg are unassuming and maybe a little dull, many actually have amazing powers that are so super they ...07/04/2022
31 March 2022
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Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunkTwo grandparents from Mamer have announced plans to start their weekly Saturday morning shopping trip by getting a little drunk at the cafe of their ...31/03/2022
24 March 2022
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Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before himA man who has refused to join the rest of the country in welcoming Ukrainian refugees has admitted that he is mainly worried they will learn the local ...24/03/2022
17 March 2022
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Number of greeting kisses raised from 3 to 33In an effort to reinforce a key Luxembourgish social custom, the government has announced that effective immediately, the official number of greeting ...17/03/2022
12 March 2022
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Couple arrested for smuggling affordable housing into LuxembourgA Mamer couple was arrested on Friday after police discovered they had smuggled more than 230 affordable homes into Luxembourg, a crime that many wealthy ...12/03/2022
5 March 2022
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Family forced to consider using public transportA Luxembourg City couple so reliant on their cars that they even drive to visit friends across the street say that due to the skyrocketing cost of petrol, ...05/03/2022
26 February 2022
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Luxembourgish woman ‘befriended hundreds of outsiders’A Luxembourgish woman from Frendlechdange is under investigation for violating social norms after it was discovered she had befriended hundreds of ...26/02/2022
17 February 2022
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Luxembourg to build giant temple to appease sun godExplaining that you can only tolerate grey skies for so long before losing your mind, Luxembourg has announced the construction of a giant temple to ...17/02/2022
10 February 2022
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Giant slingshot to transport furniture from IkeaCalling it “a practical solution to a huge problem” and “a way for young customers to learn about physics” as well as “a method for shoppers to release ...10/02/2022
3 February 2022
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Netflix announces ‘Emily in Luxembourg’Following the success of the first two seasons of “Emily in Paris,” Netflix has announced the third season will be rebranded and take place in Luxembourg.03/02/2022
27 January 2022
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New Lux dating app leads directly to divorceWith observers calling it “a cheap and easy shortcut to the inevitable conclusion of nearly every coupling in this country,” a new Luxembourg dating app ...27/01/2022
20 January 2022
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Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loanCalling it “a practical solution to an impractical problem” and “the only way to afford a home in Luxembourg these days,” a man has developed a ...20/01/2022