29 September 2022
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This couple bought a flat near the city and now they wear fine clothes and call each other ‘lord’ and ‘lady’The Luxembourg Wurst This couple bought a flat near the city and now they wear fine clothes and call each other ‘lord’ and ‘lady’A couple who managed to buy an apartment near Luxembourg City despite only being in their 30s have decided to now act the part, wearing fine clothes and ...29/09/2022
22 September 2022
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Woman admits she hasn't got selfie with BettelA Kopstal woman who at a dinner party claimed that, like everyone, she possessed a selfie with Prime Minister Xavier Bettel has finally admitted she was ...22/09/2022
15 September 2022
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Roadworks just ‘a large-scale psychology experiment’The people behind the thousands of roadworks projects currently underway around the Grand Duchy have admitted that the projects are all part of a ...15/09/2022
8 September 2022
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Landlady wonders if she can keep deposit because tenant cleaned too wellA landlady who conducted a moving-out inspection on Tuesday and reluctantly conceded that the apartment was in excellent shape now wonders if she could ...08/09/2022
1 September 2022
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Duchy ‘to burn Gromperekichelcher reserves this winter’Describing it as “sad but necessary” and “reminiscent of the time the country ran out of bottled water and was forced to drink water from the sink for two ...01/09/2022
25 August 2022
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In defense of €11.50 for a liter of waterNot only is €11.50 for a liter of water at the Schueberfouer a fair deal, you should be paying much, much more, explains the Wurst.25/08/2022
18 August 2022
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Non-European expats bored and confused by ‘summer holidays’ thingHundreds of people who relocated to Luxembourg from other continents where precious few vacation days are granted have confirmed they are already bored ...18/08/2022
11 August 2022
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‘You will never win!’ shouts local man, still wearing scarf, at sunThe man is described by friends and family as 'your average scarf lover' who 'regards a naked neck as unsightly and wrong.'11/08/2022
4 August 2022
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Holidaymakers manage to get Luxembourgish cremant abroadA couple from Mamer who are enjoying a week-long stay at a Mediterranean resort have confirmed that, as hard as it is to believe, they have managed to get ...04/08/2022
28 July 2022
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6 ways to avoid conversations about summer plansWe all know how it goes. Someone says, “Where are you going for the summer holidays?” and then you tell that person, and then you say, “And what about ...28/07/2022
21 July 2022
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New ‘homing vel’OHs’ return to station on their ownFollowing a huge increase in the number of vel’OHs that are abandoned in parks, streets, and the river that cuts through the part of Clausen where all the ...21/07/2022
14 July 2022
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Six modern-day medical problemsDuring the past several months, Luxembourg health professionals have seen a spike in the frequency of these previously obscure medical problems.14/07/2022
7 July 2022
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Youth sports tournament signals parents to start drinking at 10 a.m.Dozens of mostly Luxembourgish parents have yet again demonstrated respect for a long-standing tradition of drinking in the morning hours of a children’s ...07/07/2022
30 June 2022
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Polyamory only solution, housing ministry admitsFollowing predictions that housing prices will continue to rise despite a slowdown in the market, the government has admitted that the only solution to ...30/06/2022
24 June 2022
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Wild farmers to be reintroduced to capitalSaying they were once as common as young men on electric scooters are today, wildlife officials have announced they are going to reintroduce wild farmers ...24/06/2022
22 June 2022
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Fun facts about Luxembourg’s National DayLuxembourg’s National Day is celebrated every year on 23 June. Impress your friends by sharing these fun facts.22/06/2022
16 June 2022
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Wine snob to transition to weed snobA wine snob from Sandweiler has announced that as soon as cannabis use becomes more commonplace, he will immediately transition to being a weed snob.16/06/2022
9 June 2022
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7 sponsorships the country needs to pursue right nowEveryone likes money, especially when all you have to do is sacrifice a little bit of your national pride to get it.09/06/2022
2 June 2022
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Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always lateTransportation officials have announced they will extend the tram line to an apartment in Strassen because the guy who lives there is always late.02/06/2022
26 May 2022
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New dog owners to get parental leaveAfter years of referring to their canines as their children, new dog owners in Luxembourg will finally be entitled to six months of full-time parental ...26/05/2022
19 May 2022
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Woman leaves tick in arm because its back looks like VuittonA Luxembourg City woman who found a tick on her arm has decided to leave the little creature after noticing that its scutum resembles the iconic Louis ...19/05/2022
13 May 2022
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Bread again served without butterLuxembourg restaurants are violating the right to an enjoyable bread-eating experience, say condiments rights activists.13/05/2022
5 May 2022
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You don’t need to buy a home when you can live in the mansion of your mindI get it. People move here and think, I should buy a home. They look at prices and say, ouch, I’ll wait.05/05/2022
28 April 2022
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Everyone at business meeting still confused about greetingsDespite the feeling that life has mostly returned to normal, a group of adults at a business meeting have not been able to figure out how to greet each ...28/04/2022
21 April 2022
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Past Duck Race winners: where are they now?Now that the annual Duck Race is just around the corner, you might be wondering what became of the previous years’ winners. Here are some of their stories....21/04/2022
14 April 2022
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Non-smokers to get cigarette breaks ‘as long as they pretend to smoke’A long-standing feud between smokers and non-smokers about the fairness of cigarette breaks at work has finally been resolved.14/04/2022
7 April 2022
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Most common expat superpowersContrary to the belief that most expats in Luxembourg are unassuming and maybe a little dull, many actually have amazing powers that are so super they ...07/04/2022
31 March 2022
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Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunkTwo grandparents from Mamer have announced plans to start their weekly Saturday morning shopping trip by getting a little drunk at the cafe of their ...31/03/2022
24 March 2022
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Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before himA man who has refused to join the rest of the country in welcoming Ukrainian refugees has admitted that he is mainly worried they will learn the local ...24/03/2022
17 March 2022
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Number of greeting kisses raised from 3 to 33In an effort to reinforce a key Luxembourgish social custom, the government has announced that effective immediately, the official number of greeting ...17/03/2022