16 October 2019
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UN to take over Luxembourg City roadworks disasterNEW YORK -- Describing the driving situation in Luxembourg City as “so bad that even the leather-clad masochists who used to flock there just to get stuck ...16/10/2019
10 October 2019
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Civil servant able to communicate using only half-dead look in eyesDINGLEDANGE -- Residents of this rural commune have been flocking to see a local state employee who has a rare talent: he can communicate using nothing ...10/10/2019
2 October 2019
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Father tells scary story about time he went to Gare after darkAdmitting later that perhaps they’re too young to hear about such horrors, a local father has recounted to his children the spookiest bedtime story ...02/10/2019
25 September 2019
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Half of Luxembourg population turn into slugsIn a sudden, nation-wide transformation that began earlier this week, at least half of Luxembourg's some 600,000 human residents have transformed into ...25/09/2019
19 September 2019
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Rising superstar Bettel to take empty podium on 28-nation world tourIn a move that will delight his supporters, Luxembourg prime minister Xavier Bettel has announced he’s going on a 28-nation world tour, and joining him ...19/09/2019
11 September 2019
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Investigation reveals that classmate in oversized Marc Jacobs dress got it from second-hand shopThe Luxembourg Wurst Investigation reveals that classmate in oversized Marc Jacobs dress got it from second-hand shopLUXEMBOURG-VILLE - A mystery that baffled private school students for an entire morning has been solved thanks to the hard work of two teenage detectives.11/09/2019
5 September 2019
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7 tips for newcomersNew to Luxembourg and feeling a bit overwhelmed? Follow these tips to make settling in a piece of Kuch.05/09/2019
28 August 2019
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9 fun facts about the SchueberfouerLuxembourg’s most popular fair, the Schueberfouer, started off with a bang last week. Impress your friends with these fun facts.28/08/2019
21 August 2019
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‘Franglais’ recognised as official EU languageAmid shouts of “c’est très good” and “at longue last,” Franglais has become the 24th official language of the European Union.21/08/2019
14 August 2019
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Mattel to release Luxembourg Expat BarbieFollowing up on a promise to create more dolls tailored for specific global markets, the American toy manufacturer Mattel has announced plans to release a ...14/08/2019
7 August 2019
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Exhausted parents demand immediate end to summer holidaysLUXEMBOURG-VILLE -- Chanting "eight weeks of summer holidays is seven weeks too long," hundreds of local parents took to the streets on Wednesday to ...07/08/2019
31 July 2019
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5 alternatives to forcing restaurants to give free tap waterIncreasingly fed up with the widespread practice among restaurants of refusing to serve tap water, some residents are calling for a law that would require ...31/07/2019
24 July 2019
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Grand-Rue boutique remains cool thanks to saleswoman’s icy personalityA shop on the Grand-Rue that specialises in designer accessories has become an impromptu refuge from the extreme heat, thanks to a saleswoman named Judith ...24/07/2019
17 July 2019
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Road worker takes brunt of driver’s anger at self, family, lifeA road worker who was directing traffic around a giant hole on Thursday morning became the focus of a local man’s fury when the two made brief contact ...17/07/2019
10 July 2019
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Golden Melusina statue delivered to new stadiumLuxembourg’s new football and rugby stadium, which is being built in Cloche d’Or and will be completed by 2020, has received its artistic centerpiece, one ...10/07/2019
4 July 2019
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Oops: Grand Duke realises they forgot to give him last nameA routine visit from the national statistics agency STATEC to Berg Castle this week has left Luxembourg’s Grand Duke Henri embarrassed after the monarch ...04/07/2019
26 June 2019
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Man survives 46-second walk from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned officeCLOCHE D’OR -- A man being called “the Bear Grylls of Luxembourg’s dedicated car-driving community” has survived a harrowing 46 seconds outside in extreme ...26/06/2019
20 June 2019
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Fun facts about Luxembourg’s National DayLuxembourg’s National Day is celebrated every year on 23 June. Impress your friends by sharing these fun facts.20/06/2019
12 June 2019
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Luxembourg chooses unlucky bastard to pay for entire free transport planSaying “well, someone has to do it,” Luxembourg officials have announced they have finally decided on a source of funding for the plan to make all public ...12/06/2019
5 June 2019
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Road engineer wins bet he can squeeze another lane into Route d’ArlonDemonstrating the spirit of Luxembourg’s motto “Let’s make it happen,” a VDL road engineer has won a challenge to fit another traffic lane into the ...05/06/2019
29 May 2019
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Majority of Luxembourg marathoners plan on using illegal third legA months-long investigation into the dark world of recreational running in Luxembourg has revealed that a majority of local marathoners who are competing ...29/05/2019
22 May 2019
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7 minerals other than Luxembourgite that were discovered hereThe discovery of a mineral dubbed Luxembourgite near an old mine earlier this year has received a lot of news coverage, but it’s not the only mineral the ...22/05/2019
16 May 2019
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Newcomers warned against accidental exposure to EurovisionLuxembourg officials are warning about a potentially strong outbreak of the Eurovision Song Contest this year, and they are advising newcomers — ...16/05/2019
9 May 2019
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EU employees lay flowers at site where thousands of unread reports are buriedIn commemoration of Europe Day in Luxembourg, a crowd of employees from European Union institutions gathered at a document burial site in Kirchberg to pay ...09/05/2019
3 May 2019
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Luxembourg to import hundreds of anarchist street punksResponding to complaints that the country is two shades too quiet, Luxembourg officials have announced a plan to import up to 500 anarchist street punks ...03/05/2019
1 May 2019
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Other notable expulsions from the Natural History MuseumLast weekend, a breastfeeding mother was asked to leave the National Museum of Natural History because she and her baby were breaking the museum’s “no ...01/05/2019
24 April 2019
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Expat family will literally do anything if told it’s ‘tradition’In a display of extreme willingness to integrate, a family that moved to Luxembourg earlier this year will literally do anything as long as they believe ...24/04/2019
16 April 2019
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Grandmother bakes cake for investment fund that bought house next doorHOWALD -- A local grandmother says she’s eager to meet the new owners of the house next door, and that she’s baking them one of her famous apple cakes to ...16/04/2019
11 April 2019
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Luxembourg invests €50 million to mine black holeProving that the country is keeping its eyes on the stars, Luxembourg has announced it has invested 50 million euros in a company that plans on mining a ...11/04/2019
3 April 2019
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Shocking discovery: hundreds of corporate juniors living in tunnel below KirchbergThe Luxembourg Wurst Shocking discovery: hundreds of corporate juniors living in tunnel below KirchbergKIRCHBERG -- Two sisters playing in a patch of trees have made a shocking discovery, one that will radically change our understanding of how those who ...03/04/2019