21 October 2021
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Husband replaced with robot that comments on weatherThe Luxembourg Wurst Husband replaced with robot that comments on weather 0A woman from Esch-sur-Alzette has found a cheap and energy-efficient alternative to her husband: a robot that looks out the window and makes obvious ... 0021/10/2021
14 October 2021
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MyGuichet becomes self-awareIn what is being compared to the “Terminator” movie franchise in which an AI network takes over the world, at 01:38:38 on Thursday, the MyGuichet platform ...14/10/2021
7 October 2021
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New 3-in-1 traffic lanesNow that traffic congestion in the city has returned to its normal high levels and everyone is complaining about everyone else, VDL officials have ...07/10/2021
30 September 2021
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Luxembourg turns goth for next 6 monthsA new study suggests that a majority of Luxembourg residents have become goths without even realizing it and will spend the next six months espousing the ...30/09/2021
23 September 2021
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Planning a successful, humiliating team-building eventAre you starting to notice that your employees’ morale is solid? Does everyone in your workplace seem to be getting along? If so, it may be time for a ...23/09/2021
16 September 2021
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New gym craze: exercise 30 seconds, phone 3 minutesIf you drop by a Luxembourg fitness center these days, you might be surprised by the number of people sitting and looking at their phones.16/09/2021
9 September 2021
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Eye of Sauron to be installed over GareIn response to increasing acts of aggression and criminality in Luxembourg City’s Gare district, the VDL has announced it will install a fearsome Eye of ...09/09/2021
2 September 2021
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Supply of Letz-verb business names to run out, warns expertCiting the popularity of giving new businesses names that combine “Letz” and a verb, an expert has warned that we will soon run out of viable ...02/09/2021
26 August 2021
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Readapting to Luxembourg after a sunny holiday abroadSo you’re back in Luxembourg after a vacation in an actual summery place where rays of sunlight tickled your precious freckled nose all day long, and ...26/08/2021
19 August 2021
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Discarded eco-bags come back to haunt womanThe incident occurred on Wednesday night, says Liddy Corral, who estimates she’s discarded at least 300 of the items since moving to Luxembourg in 2015....19/08/2021
12 August 2021
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Bike owners advised to lock bikes to self at nightFollowing an increase in the number of bicycles stolen at night from garages, cellars, and storage spaces, police are recommending that Luxembourg ...12/08/2021
5 August 2021
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Expats confused by mysterious letters on commune doorIn what appears to be an attempt to confuse innocent people, three mysterious and seemingly random letters have been posted on the door of a Luxembourg ...05/08/2021
29 July 2021
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‘Is that in Germany?’ asks hotel receptionistFollowing a long but pleasant drive from Luxembourg to the Mediterrean coast, a friendly and totally unsarcastic hotel receptionist has asked you if ...29/07/2021
22 July 2021
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Property developer has condition in which all houses ‘look like six-unit apartment buildings’The Luxembourg Wurst Property developer has condition in which all houses ‘look like six-unit apartment buildings’A property developer based in Luxembourg City has admitted to a strange but increasingly common disorder: whenever he looks at a house, it appears to him ...22/07/2021
15 July 2021
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Tram converted into submarineFollowing heavy rains that left many parts of Luxembourg under water, VDL officials have confirmed that the tram can also function as a submarine.15/07/2021
8 July 2021
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Bystanders stop man from serving crémant in a paper cupPolice are praising the heroic actions of two Luxembourg City women who stopped a reckless and ill-informed man who was on the verge of serving crémant in ...08/07/2021
1 July 2021
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New Valorlux bags for luxury goodsSaying that Luxembourg must do more to limit the number of glamorous handbags and accessories that end up in landfills, Valorlux has announced the release ...01/07/2021
17 June 2021
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"Revenge is sweet," say Euro 2020 sponsorsFollowing a snub in which high-profile Euro 2020 players moved strategically placed sponsored products during a press conference, the aggrieved companies ...17/06/2021
10 June 2021
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Bettel to wear anti-slap scarfFollowing an incident in which a member of the public slapped the French president, Luxembourg’s prime minister will now wear a defensive anti-slap scarf. ...10/06/2021
3 June 2021
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Tourist survives after being stranded for 7 days in StrassenA tourist who got stranded in Strassen during a road trip across Europe has been found alive and well and with his mind mostly intact, according to ...03/06/2021
27 May 2021
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Long-time expat fully exhibits behavior he once complained aboutA man who once complained that people in Luxembourg City “aren’t very warm” and “don’t go out of their way to make you feel welcome” has grown into one of ...27/05/2021
20 May 2021
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Mysterious alien pod that appeared overnight turns out to be new houseThe thrill of the world’s first contact with extraterrestrial life quickly subsided on Wednesday when what was believed to be an alien pod turned out to ...20/05/2021
13 May 2021
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Determined home buyer starts off with one square meterUnable to afford 100 or even 10 square meters of property in Luxembourg City, a determined home buyer has started off with one square meter.13/05/2021
6 May 2021
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Luxembourg to host world’s first competitive divorcingInsisting that it’s the perfect location considering its divorce rate is the highest in the world, Luxembourg has created the first competitive divorcing ...06/05/2021
29 April 2021
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Massive dihydrogen monoxide leak at Cattenom nuclear plantA massive cloud of dihydrogen monoxide was observed leaking from the Cattenom nuclear power plant on Thursday morning, according to reports.29/04/2021
22 April 2021
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Top football clubs to form Awesome League insteadAgreeing that the idea of a Super League was terrible from the outset, the 12 football clubs involved in the plan have announced they will instead form an ...22/04/2021
15 April 2021
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Man from big city unimpressed by local muggingsSaying he doesn’t understand why people make such a big deal about the muggings that now seem to occur every week, a man who moved to Luxembourg from a ...15/04/2021
8 April 2021
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Luxembourger infiltrates expat groupA red alert was issued on Wednesday after it was revealed that a Luxembourger had infiltrated a popular expats Facebook group.08/04/2021
1 April 2021
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‘When’s weed going to be legal?’ man demands, for a friendA resident who finds it curious that the government promised years ago to legalize cannabis has demanded to know when they’re going to deliver.01/04/2021
25 March 2021
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Luxembourg to create ‘own international celebrity’Luxembourg officials have announced they’re ready to take the next step in becoming an important global actor: create the country’s first international ...25/03/2021