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    • The Luxembourg Wurst ‘Franglais’ recognised as official EU language
      Amid shouts of “c’est très good” and “at longue last,” Franglais has become the 24th official language of the European Union.
      21.08.2019
      ‘Franglais’ recognised as official EU language
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Mattel to release Luxembourg Expat Barbie
      14.08.2019
      Mattel to release Luxembourg Expat Barbie
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Exhausted parents demand immediate end to summer holidays
      07.08.2019
      Exhausted parents demand immediate end to summer holidays
    • The Luxembourg Wurst 5 alternatives to forcing restaurants to give free tap water
      31.07.2019
      5 alternatives to forcing restaurants to give free tap water
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Grand-Rue boutique remains cool thanks to saleswoman’s icy personality
      24.07.2019
      Grand-Rue boutique remains cool thanks to saleswoman’s icy personality
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Road worker takes brunt of driver’s anger at self, family, life
      17.07.2019
      Road worker takes brunt of driver’s anger at self, family, life
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Golden Melusina statue delivered to new stadium
      10.07.2019
      Golden Melusina statue delivered to new stadium
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Oops: Grand Duke realises they forgot to give him last name
      04.07.2019
      Oops: Grand Duke realises they forgot to give him last name
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Man survives 46-second walk from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned office
      26.06.2019
      Man survives 46-second walk from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned office
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourg chooses unlucky bastard to pay for entire free transport plan
      12.06.2019
      Luxembourg chooses unlucky bastard to pay for entire free transport plan
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Road engineer wins bet he can squeeze another lane into Route d’Arlon
      05.06.2019
      Road engineer wins bet he can squeeze another lane into Route d’Arlon
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Majority of Luxembourg marathoners plan on using illegal third leg
      29.05.2019
      Majority of Luxembourg marathoners plan on using illegal third leg
    • The Luxembourg Wurst 7 minerals other than Luxembourgite that were discovered here
      22.05.2019
      7 minerals other than Luxembourgite that were discovered here
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Newcomers warned against accidental exposure to Eurovision
      16.05.2019
      Newcomers warned against accidental exposure to Eurovision
    • The Luxembourg Wurst EU employees lay flowers at site where thousands of unread reports are buried
      09.05.2019
      EU employees lay flowers at site where thousands of unread reports are buried
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourg to import hundreds of anarchist street punks
      03.05.2019
      Luxembourg to import hundreds of anarchist street punks
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Other notable expulsions from the Natural History Museum
      01.05.2019
      Other notable expulsions from the Natural History Museum
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Expat family will literally do anything if told it’s ‘tradition’
      24.04.2019
      Expat family will literally do anything if told it’s ‘tradition’
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Grandmother bakes cake for investment fund that bought house next door
      16.04.2019
      Grandmother bakes cake for investment fund that bought house next door
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourg invests €50 million to mine black hole
      11.04.2019
      Luxembourg invests €50 million to mine black hole
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Shocking discovery: hundreds of corporate juniors living in tunnel below Kirchberg
      03.04.2019
      Shocking discovery: hundreds of corporate juniors living in tunnel below Kirchberg
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Queen Elizabeth casually asks Grand Duke Henri for Luxembourgish citizenship
      27.03.2019
      Queen Elizabeth casually asks Grand Duke Henri for Luxembourgish citizenship
    • The Luxembourg Wurst ‘Individually wrapped strawberries,’ announces excited supermarket exec
      21.03.2019
      ‘Individually wrapped strawberries,’ announces excited supermarket exec
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Woman frozen whole evening waiting for third cheek kiss
      13.03.2019
      Woman frozen whole evening waiting for third cheek kiss
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourg cyclists participate in Vëlobrennen to ensure good riding season
      07.03.2019
      Luxembourg cyclists participate in Vëlobrennen to ensure good riding season
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Report: not one thing happened in Luxembourg today
      27.02.2019
      Report: not one thing happened in Luxembourg today
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Wolf chooses to live in Belgium after seeing cost of dens here
      20.02.2019
      Wolf chooses to live in Belgium after seeing cost of dens here
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Luxembourg man saves up to take girlfriend on exciting trip in taxi
      13.02.2019
      Luxembourg man saves up to take girlfriend on exciting trip in taxi
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Grown man destroyed by visit to Control Technique
      06.02.2019
      Grown man destroyed by visit to Control Technique
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Gang of illegal car warmer-uppers operating in Luxembourg
      30.01.2019
      Gang of illegal car warmer-uppers operating in Luxembourg
    • The Luxembourg Wurst Thousands of car worshippers arrive for Lux Autofestival
      23.01.2019
      Thousands of car worshippers arrive for Lux Autofestival
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