Fringe festivalThe top ten jokes of the 2019 Fringe Festival

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The results are in with the top ten funniest one-liner jokes of the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe Festival!
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Olaf Falafel has taken home victory at Edinburgh’s Fringe Festival with his one-liner joke:
“I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets.”

Coming in second place was Richard Scott with his joke:
“Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.”

In third is Milton Jones with his Brexit humour:
“What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.”

After him came Jake Lambert with:
“A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.”

In fifth place is Ross Smith sporting:
“A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.”

Stealing into sixth place as well Ross used:
“Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.”

Sliding into seventh was Adele Cliff joking:
“I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.”

After her, in eighth place came Richard Pulsford:
“After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.”

In ninth was Mark Simmons using a very classic play on words:
“To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian.”

And in last, but certainly not least, is Ivo Graham:
“I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.”

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