Early morning mist was attributed to a faulty vape going all out ‘Vanilla Hawaiin Spice’ in Saeul. Once that had cleared, it was revealed that THE worm had tended his/her resignation and was “sure as shizz-whizz not getting eaten by an early-bird this, or indeed any other, morning”.
The worm left the heartfelt message at the desk of the Ministry of Agriculture, Viticulture and Consumer protection, doffed his/her cap and wriggled off toward Findel, whereupon he/she promptly boarded a plane to the Algarve.
The weather, we suspect, is significantly better there than here. The worm has promised to send a postcard and/or bring back a straw donkey.
