
The weather is grey, said the DJ,
Who turned around at the buffet,
Gobbling down the soufflé,
Then dropping off a poop-ey.
The waiter stared in dismay,
And then it slipped - the customer's café,
It fell and landed, a gorgeous display,
Something like a brown bouquet,
Cliché.
Outside pulled up a Chevrolet,
A big, crushing sleigh,
As out jumped the DJ, underway,
Out of societé.
"C'est repay, René!" shouted the waiter José,
Running around in disarray.
All this shock, on a Tuesday,
Marseille.
(weather post sponsored by RhymeZone).
Right, that was just meant to lighten up the mood on this grey day, I must convey. Chilly start (5-7 °C), lovely afternoon (15-17 °C), gentle evening (11-13 °C) - generally very cloudy with a slight drizzle in the late hours.
The police have announced the following checks for this Tuesday:
Three in the morning:
One in the afternoon:
Safe travels!
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