The rules are simple:
1. Read and enjoy the story. It’s a perfect nugget of escapism for your lunch break, tea break, or if you get stuck in a lift (it happens).
2. Look out for the clues! Scattered throughout are hints pointing their way to a well-known song.
3. Put your answer in the box below.
4. Bask in glory at your success, or lick your wounds and await the next story to redeem yourself. They’ll be one every week!
Without further ado, tuck into the tale:
