Gareth Wild -- as his name suggests -- is a wild, wild guy.
For the past six years he has been trying to park his car in every space at his local supermarket in Kent, England, during his weekly shop, recording the experience on a colour-coded spreadsheet.
When Wild completed his grail by squeezing into bay F20 -- which he described as "a pig to get in" -- he broke the internet.
"I don't want to make out this was too big a deal, but there was a moment of elation," he admitted.
"I could in theory have completed my Magnum Opus in under four years. Annoyingly a global pandemic slowed me down."
After fielding a deluge of interview requests, Wild tweeted, "I'm considering calling up my old teacher who told me I'd never amount to anything..."